Ok. First, I’m going to come right out in the open and get this over with.

I DID NOT MAKE THESE DRINKS.

Stop it with the mail. Seriously. Point the blame toward the guy with the white lab coat. HE DID IT. I wasn’t around when we shot this episode, so the good Doctor just started randomly pulling bottles out of whatever shelf he found himself around and created these… things. Grenadine and CHAMBORD? Good grief.

And the measurements? They don’t add up to a shot, or even two. I guess they just added some sort of “units” in a shaker?

For posterity, I’ll post these recipes here, but don’t come crying to me if you wake up in the morning with a sugar loaded hangover and no memory of the previous evening. Please see the man in the WHITE LAB COAT. Just down the hall, first door on your left.

The Red Orchid

1 “unit” of dark rum
1 “unit” of Chambord
dash of grenadine
dash of cranberry juice

The Banana Slam

1 “unit” of gold rum
1 “unit” of banana liquer
1/2 a “unit” of orange juice
1/4 a “unit” of sour mix

Get yourself one of these, round up a friend, and get to work. Please, by all means, feel free to modify the above recipes!

Cheers,
JJ.